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I love my big head♥︎

surprisebitch:

the-babe:

cumdoodle:

Nash Grier compilation of comebacks

"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"

yaaas drag him

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

fluent-in-lesbianism:

bellezza98ceilo:

space-sailor:

pinkkryptonite:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING ON THIS SITE.

daaaang lol

sooo you both get burned in the end

you did NOT
you just

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF MY MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF PUN

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it

peter-capaldi-yo:

hpstuffs:

"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."

a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it